3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
All the doctor said was why
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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