I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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