worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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