I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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