Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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