He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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