Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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