You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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