Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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