D3 body, D1 cock
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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