Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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