Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize
