Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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