Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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