I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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