I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
