So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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