i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you didnt know i had herpes?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize