i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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