new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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