i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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