My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I think a kid would responsible me up
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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