He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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