I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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