i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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