Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If I had your ass I would rule the world
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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