Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Just high enough for therapy.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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