drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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