I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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