wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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