just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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