ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Randomize
