I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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