matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
How's work?
Spinning.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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