I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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