i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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