glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
i've created a new STD.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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