Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad