I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk