Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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