Dual....:-)
People in love make me want to vomit
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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