We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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