I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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