I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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