Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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