Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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