weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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