woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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