Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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