do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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