She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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