Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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