I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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