the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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