you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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