You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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