dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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