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I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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