Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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