Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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