You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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